i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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