You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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