I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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