I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm really busy with my period
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