a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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