hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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