Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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