Buhtt sex?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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