Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I am one with the molecules
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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