Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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