i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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