what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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