People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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