My room smells like vodka and shame
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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