Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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