yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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