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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night

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(727): View more from Florida

I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame

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(714): View more from California

turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker

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(408): View more from California

I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?

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(913): View more from Kansas

Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.

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(61): View more from Australia

I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough

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