i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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