but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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