that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
40s are totally the cure
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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