I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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