i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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