i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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