Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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