I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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