My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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