On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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