I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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