Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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