At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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