Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize