i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
two words...techno handjob
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
