I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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