He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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