Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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