why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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