Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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