My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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