It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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