dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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