went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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