I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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