The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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