Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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