can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
