oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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