i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
