just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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