tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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