he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
