I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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