Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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