Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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