I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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